Вы используете устаревший браузер. Этот и другие сайты могут отображаться в нём некорректно. Вам необходимо обновить браузер или попробовать использовать другой.
When Mireck came up with the idea to seduce a girl with the help of a couple of coloring pencils we thought he had finally gone around the bend. But sure enough, his evil plan worked out. Mind you, his victim was pretty easy going...
Some girls take a long time to grow up. Take Eliska for instance: She has grown so fast that her dress doesn't fit her anymore but she has never seen a cock in her life. Fortunately there are helpful people like Bert around to solve that problem...
Donald has his own hobby room in the basement of Sunny Vale and today he is doing some re-decorating there... with a jackhammer. It is hard work but when Eva arrives with coffee, bread and a gentle massage, Donald gets all the energy he needs...
Today Mireck visits the local photo studio to have some pictures taken: One for his passport and a couple of nude ones for his girlfriend. Again we can admire his seduction techniques but we wonder if they work on girls with more intelligence too..
Jennifer is at her wit's end when her heater breaks down but fortunately Bert is a real expert on repairing those thing. Well, expert, he has to take the thing apart before he finds out the "on" switch is "off" but Jennifer is immensely grateful!
Jolanda has bought the house that Christine tried to sell a couple of weeks ago and already she is frustrated with Bert, the gardener who is doing a sloppy job. Mind you, if he's not good for gardening he might be good for something else...
Mireck always gets very excited when nurse Kamila comes for a visit because she gives he world's best massages. And we all know how much the old geyser loves a massage! Mind you, this time Mireck takes the matter in his own shaky hands...
The latest addition to our pensioners home is our Room Service provided by Kamila who, like all of our staff, was selected more because of her looks than because of her intelligence. Do we need to add that that little uniform she wears was designed by the inmates?
Is this a new issue of Faces of Death? No, it is old Mireck with a bit of the flue. His heirs can't wait for the old geyser to snuff it so they send along nurse Kamila who makes a serious attempt to end it all. But Mireck is tougher than you think!
We sent our star reporter to do an in depth interview with our local porn star, Mireck. Due to some miscommunication the interview didn't go too well but we did learn a lot about the technique he uses to seduce girls: He simply blackmails them!
Kimberly is visiting her old neighbour Bert. She has always fancied him (although we really don't understand why) but how to get his pants off? Would the old "spilled coffee in his lap trick" work? Or would it be better just to throw the whole glass in his face?
Although Wolf appears to be one of the oldest residents here at Sunny Vale pensioners home, he is certainly one of the most virile ones. That is what Kimberly finds out when he gets his hands on her. There seems to be no end to his energy!
At 39 degrees centigrade it is far too hot for sex - or even to walk, as Mireck finds out as he nearly has a heart failure. Fortunately Kimberly is there to help him, to recue him out of the water too and to give him one of his favorite massages...
And now over to the wonderful world of sports for a semi-live report of the downhill skate racing championship where we see two real experts at work: Kristina who lost her breaks and Bert who never managed to get his first aid diploma...
Old Mireck is getting so well known nowadays that people recognise him on the street and so it happens that Kristina asks him for his autograph and some advice for a career in porn. And of course Mireck obliges... at a price...
For those of you who thought you have to be a pretty naive girl to be seduced by old Mireck: You're right! At least we think Lucille must be pretty stupid to undergo a "professional massage" by the old geyser who obviously had a few drinks to many before he entered the waiting room...
Even when you get a little older you still stand a chance of catching a young chick - provided she doesn't run too fast. One on crutches is your ideal goal and once you get her, you take her to you room. Or your bathroom. Or your kitchen. Or all three in one go...
Our Marketa loves to dream away about her knight on a white horse: A muscular, tall, blond and handsome man who will lick her to seventh heaven. Nothing like Donald the Barefoot Burglar but after the first shock (and the second...) he will do for Marketa...
Mireck needs to have his dick shaved so he calls a hairdresser who is slightly taken aback by his request. However, after negotiating a price - which drops from $20.000 to $500) Melissa, the hairdresser, goes to work...
There you are, enjoying a quiet nap under your favorite bridge and then some stupid girl disturbes your well earned rest. That calls for only one thing: Revenge! Armed with his lethal sandals Bert goes for the attack. Fortunately Martina is an easy victim...
