Вы используете устаревший браузер. Этот и другие сайты могут отображаться в нём некорректно. Вам необходимо обновить браузер или попробовать использовать другой.
Old Ferdinand is a guy with principles. No sex before marriage for him, not even when the room maid offers herself to him with her legs spread wide. OK, he does just about anything else you can imagine with her but afterwards he can still proudly say did not have sex with that woman!
When the residents of Sunny Vale pensioners home can afford it, they invite one of the local hookers for some fun. Traditionally they are asked to do a little performance first. We wonder if that is meant to get the chemistry going... or the chemicals to our resident's dicks...
Not all of our potbellied pensioners are ehm... "professional" porn stars. Take Ferdinand for instance. For years he has been ignoring all that spam about Viagra and all of a sudden Tina drags him into a seedy studio to make some bucks in the XXX-business. Then you wish you had opened those messages...
Mirecks seduction techniques amaze us every time. In this Christmas Special (???) he even manages to PRAY his latest victim into bed. We must admit we never heard about this idea but again the old geyser manages to succeed...
Harry has another passion besides sex and that is his homing pigeons. So panic strikes when he finds them all gone one sunny morning. All that is left in the shed is the insulation material. But who's there crouching on the floor, and why is she cooing in such a peculiar way? Has Harry caught the thief and moreover, what will he do to punish her?
In another fine example of devotion we see Tim clearing up the garden shed. And nothing will stop him from doing the job properly, not even the tattooed lady who enters... undresses him... licks him all over... strips naked... rubs his cock... panting... moaning... staring at him with her greedy eyes... all right, there's only that much that a man can take!
Again old Mireck has scored himself a new girlfriend, one that is patient enough to accompany him to his best friends - who are all at the graveyard. She even throws in a hot striptease to seduce the old geyser who, unfortunately, is fast asleep...
If there is anyone devoted to his job here at Sunny Vale it is definitely Jarda, our handyman. Even Anita's desperate attempts to seduce him don't work. Jarda continues to hammer, drill and saw away as if she is air to him - just as the results of all his hammering and sawing seem air to us. But finally Anita succeeds and Jarda falls for her with all the passion he has in him.
When our Happy Wanderer goes on one of his hikes he is well prepared: A walking stick long enough to tickle the moon with and the right bait to seduce any passing young girl. No, not lollypops: why spend money on candy when your stale brown bread will do?
The "bicycle repair service" that Jim started a while ago is definitely a big hit here at Sunny Vale. It would be profitable too if our staff tried to get customers in that had money rather than just a pair of tits and a cunt. O well, as long as it keeps the old geysers away from the nurses...
This weeks live performance on the stadium of Sunny Vale is done by Annemieke who is somewhat of a cross breed between Paris Hilton and Pinocchio. Still our Wouter gets pretty aroused by her actions and they go at each other as if there were no strings holding them up!
In this remake of Silent Movie, Magnus finds out why Sunny Vale Pensioners Home has one golden rule: Don't fuck on a Sunday. Not because it is a day of rest, but because the pharmacy is closed and you're in deep shit when you run out of viagra. Even Bernadette's impression of a retarded goldfish masturbating won't help you then...
Tim has made another move in his career and has become a porn photographer. As a true pro he meets Britney, an aspiring model, next to the landing track of the local airport. But when the sounds of the traffic drowns out Tims excited moaning and groaning, it is time to find a quieter spot...
Lucas has spent the night drinking away his financial problems and it shows: His appetizing breakfast is shared by table, floor and wallpaper alike. But who would the debt collector send but the ravishing Chantal who, apparently, has spent a night on the tiles herself? Hung over minds think alike and soon they agree to a settlement...
We have always wondered why Willy spends so much time sweeping our famous sun terrace. We also wondered why his spirits seem to get higher at the same rate that the job got done sloppier. No wonder he is overtaken by the heat. Ah, there is nurse Chantal ready to revive old Willy (...). I wonder where she got her medical education...
Since Leons adventure with Rose, girls are lining up to clean his bathroom. For Leon is a rich man, even though he is a little skimpy on the bath water. Leon's philosophy of "every woman is a whore, only the price differs" seems to work this time too. In fact he strikes lucky at the first offer. You have never seen a cleaning lady undress that fast!
When Daisy visits her father at Sunny Vale she often gets bored by his old wives tales and usually ends up in the communal bathroom for some R&R. But who would be there hiding in the toilet but our Dirty Harry? And is his story about Daisy's father owing him something true? Who cares, the stupid girl believes him anyway and Harry has his way with her!
The staff at Sunny Vale are all experts - it is just that none of them are experts at their job. Again it is Tim ending up on the medical ward where he is examined by our doctor, a student of Professor Tarr and Doctor Feather. It is a good job that Nurse Danielle takes her job more seriously. She will have Tim up and going in no time!
Tim has always dreamed of becoming a Canadian lumberjack, hacking down one sequoia after the other. In the end he opted for second best: Being the gardener at Sunny Vale. That job has its own advantages: The garden is often visited by Danni, a girl who would rather have been a boy. Together they share their dreams, and their equipment...
Harry has fucked around a lot in his life and his kids come in all shapes, sizes and colors. We met the blond Gina before and this time it is time for her black sister Denise to appear on the scene. When Harry suspects she is pregnant, what else can he do than call the village idiot... sorry, doctor to have her checked up?
